I want to know what this looks like to someone who isn’t into RT.
pros of dating me
- have you ever wanted to know the complete history of spider-man? too bad.
cons of dating me
- 'It's 1962. A dark office room, cigarette smoke. Stan Lee has just come off the success of The Fantastic Four, a surge of demand for teenage comic books had hit the comic book market, and he finds himself transfixed, watching a spider ever-slowly work it's way up a wall. 'Wouldn't that be cool?' he thinks to himself; and thus our story begins…'
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
oh my god
FLAWLESS KURANOSUKE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Favorite female characters: 20/??Boa Hancock - One Piece
"Even if we have to deceive an entire country… I’ll never show any weaknesses! I won’t be controlled by anybody ever again…!”
|—||William Shakespeare (via cyberqueer)|
the appropriate response to slut-shaming [x]
Reporter: When girls are young they like the attention guys give them, but then when they get older they start shouting and saying they’ve been exploited.
Pari: Are we torturing you? We are forcing you to be with us? I’m sorry that you are so tortured.